Literature
Corny Colonel
"You know," Ed said carefully to the person who lay beside him, "You never show much affection."
Roy turned to the younger boy, raising an elegant eyebrow. "What do you mean? Of course I do," he mumbled, still in a blissful daze.
Ed snorted, looking up at the ceiling, like that's who he's talking to. "You shower me with gifts and assorted chocolates. That's flattery, not affection," he stated, simply, without hesitation.
The elder rolled onto his back. Chuckling at his soon-to-be joke, he replied, "Aw, does little Edward want me to hold his hand?"
"Shut up, bastard," Ed growled, "I'm just saying, a touch on the shoulder, a quick wink, a l
